Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
they need to just BURY HIM!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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