if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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