East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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