I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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