Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
There are leaves in my underwear?
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