I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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