You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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