omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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