No awkward lesbian experiences without me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's the barista slut.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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