Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I had to cum in my sink.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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