Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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