10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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