another moral hangover. fuck.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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