Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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