Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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