I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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