I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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