she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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