We're facebook friends in real life
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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