C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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