you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize