And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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