i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I know her cup size but not her name....
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