can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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