I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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