Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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