Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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