Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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