I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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