just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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