Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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