there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
This house was built for laser tag.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Can I color on your dick again?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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