What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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