Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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