If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
