we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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