I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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