who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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