I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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