i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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