I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
