you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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