people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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