Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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