You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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