so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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