he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I need you to use more vowels.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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