That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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