All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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