I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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