I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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