You're my little dorito
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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