i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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