Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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