white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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